to the site of Sally Lloyd-Jones. Here’s a picture of me being a baby. (I don’t remember a great deal about being a baby but by all accounts I was quite good at it and have the photos to prove it.)

My job is to tell stories. (You mostly get in trouble for that when you’re little, but when you’re a grown-up you can get away with it–sometimes even get paid to do it.)

I have two Sparkly Fresh Extra-Crunchy new books to tell you about:

1.   HOW TO GET MARRIED... BY ME THE BRIDE (companion to HOW TO BE A BABY)
   

2.   BEING A PIG IS NICE: A CHILD’S EYE VIEW OF MANNERS
   

Yes, a book of manners (mine after all, are World Renowned so it was only a matter of time before I was moved to share the riches). And a “Guide” to having THE perfect wedding (for actual life Brides-To-Be or little play acting make-believe ones).

Now for something entirely silly (turn your speakers to loud, open your doors and windows wide and ensure no one awfully serious is in the vicinity) and play the YouTube clip...