to the site of Sally Lloyd-Jones. Here’s a picture of me being a baby. (I don’t remember a great deal about being a baby but by all accounts I was quite good at it and have the photos to prove it.)

My job is to tell stories. (You mostly get in trouble for that when you’re little, but when you grow up you can get away with it. Even get paid to do it.)      

Brand new book:

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And now here’s something entirely sillier (turn your speakers UP, open your doors WIDE, ensure no one frightfully serious is nearby) ...